Don’t Be a Dick

[Chorus]
Don't be a dick
Word travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick

[Verse 1]
Don't be a twit
Learn when to quit
Not hard to commit
Don't be a twit

[Verse 2]
Don't be a shit
Talk shit, get hit
Don't throw a hissy fit
Don't be a shit

[Pre-Chorus]
Life is hard enough as is
You don't need to make it worse
And be remiss
It's not very hard
Just remember this

[Chorus]
Don't be a dick
Word travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick

[Verse 3]
Don't be a cock
You'll face the chopping block
This might come as a shock
Don't be a cock

[Verse 4]
Don't be a fuck
Stop acting like a shmuck
Folks like that just suck
Don't be a fuck

[Pre-Chorus]
Life is hard enough as is
You don't need to make it worse
And be remiss
It's not vеry hard (not very hard)
Just remembеr this

[Chorus]
Don't be a dick
Word travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick

[Chorus]
Don't be a dick
Word travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick (Don't be a dick)
Word travels quick
Just one simple trick (Yeah!)
Don't be a dick