Dolly

You put on Dolly
And then you grabbed my hand
And said “I’m gonna teach you how to square dance”
Well girl I’m sorry
But you know I don’t stand a chance
I’m not in the best shape to square dance
So put your boots on, you’ll need those
Lord knows I’ll be stepping on your toes

Let me spin you round the room
Now that I got the spins
You know I can’t walk the line
How the hell could I dance
Soon you’ll have to lay me down
While my mind’s in a haze
But I just love watching you
While Dolly plays

You sang like Dolly
And then appeared a tongue of fire
Just like me, you learned singing in the church choir
So I’ll hold your hand like a tambourine
The other tucked in the back pocket of your jeans

Well there ain’t much room but I’ll give it a try
Let’s cut a rug on this 6x9