Doja Cat, Please Unblock Me

[Intro: (London Yellow) & "Son"]
Hey! I-I-It's Tone Baloney!
"Just to let you know, uh, Doja Cat is mean if she didn't marry you, (Why!?) yeah. But I mean, it's cool."
(Please, Doja Cat)

[Chorus]
Haven't been the same since Doja Cat blocked me (Doja!)
I just want her love, she just probably wanna pop me (Please!)
Doja Cat's my queen, even if she's being mean (Doja, please!)
I'm begging on my knees, can you please unblock me? (Doja, Doja, Doja)
Haven't been the same since Doja Cat blocked me (Yuh)
I just want her love, she just probably wanna pop me
Doja Cat's my queen, even if she's being mean
I'm begging on my knees, baby, please unblock me? (Amala)

[Verse 1]
Doja Ca-a-at (Not yummy)
I love your personality, and fat ass (This is mean)
I love the songs that you make and your dance (You dance well)
I wanna be just like you but I can't (I can't but I want to)
Doja this is love, why would you block me? (Doja!)
I was gonna give you my love and my seed (Doja please!)
Doja baby, please, I'll so anything
I will kill my family for you, I will give you that ring (I will follow you)

[Chorus]
Haven't been the same since Doja Cat blocked me (Why, why, why!?)
I just want her love, she just probably wanna pop me (I love you!)
Doja Cat's my queen, even if she's being mean (Bitch, you're my wife!)
I'm begging on my knees, can you please unblock me?
Haven't been the same since Doja Cat blocked me (Doja)
I just want her love, she just probably wanna pop me (Hey)
Doja Cat's my queen, even if she's being mean
I'm begging on my knees, baby, please unblock me?

[Verse 2]
You're being mean (You're being mean, unblock me)
You're being unreasonable (You're being unreasonable)
You're being unfeasible (Stop it!)
I wanna be with you (Doja)
We can have babies or not, yeah (Black daddy)
We can have a little or lot, yeah (Don't matter)
I'll kiss you on your lips and your bootyhole (Ew)
We can play GameCube, I love Nintendo (Smash Bros.)
We can have a really really cool rap show (That's that sex)
But first you gotta fuckin' unblock me though (Please unblock me)

[Chorus]
Haven't been the same since Doja Cat blocked me (Not yummy)
I just want her love, she just probably wanna pop me
Doja Cat's my queen, even if she's being mean (Amala!)
I'm begging on my knees, can you please unblock me?
Haven't been the same since Doja Cat blocked me (Doja Cat, why!?)
I just want her love, she just probably wanna pop me
Doja Cat's my queen, even if she's being mean (I didn't mean to be mean)
I'm begging on my knees, baby, please unblock me? (I love you, Doja Cat)

[Outro]
(I love you Doja Cat, I love you Doja Cat, I love you Doja Cat)