Doggie Tom

Every time I get naked
My doggie sees it all
He always gets excited
[cause his worm is squeeky dog]
He's a horny little bastard
[it's true that ... is gone?]
I rub myself with candy
I'm gonna lure him with the bone

Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
You make me come, Tom

When I take him walking
With his studded jacket on
He's a macho little puppy
He's headed for a job well done
Don't care much for bitches
They ain't his cup of tea
He loves his little pussycat
And his pussycat is me

Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
You make me come, Tom

Say, Tommy
Oh, Tommy baby
Does your mother know what you're up to
Does your mother know
Ooh, Tommy, tommy, tommy
What we have is something special
I'm watching you watching me
Tommy, you suck
(hahaha)

He's always feeling kinky
He loves to play these games
And somedays he's my doggy
And one day he's my [pain]
I'm willing and I'm able
To turn my baby on
As long as he feels happy
He can be whatever he wants

Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
Got a bone for a job well done
Tom, tom, doggy Tom
You make me come, Tom
(x2)