Dog Song

Think your heart is as black as night
You’re as quick as a bee with your fight
God damn it, you dog
God damn it, you dog

You’re as little as a cat, or maybe tinier than that
But you’re as mean as a bear with your glare
God damn it, you dog
God damn it, you dog

Why can’t you be good and true?
After all, what did I do to you?

Why can’t you be sweet instead?
You’re the meanest dog I ever fed
God damn it, you dog
God damn it, you dog