Dog Food

[Verse]
I'm hanging around that same old scene
My girlfriend Betsy, she's just fourteen
There's nothing better for me to do
I'm living on dog food, so what?

[Verse]
Dog food is so good for you
It makes you strong and clever too
Dog food is a current craze
Eat some every day

[Bridge]
Dog food
Dog food

[Verse]
I chew up my Sunday Mirror
I read about the rich I fear
Dog food is my whole life
Dog food composes my wife

[Outro]
Dog food
Woof, woof, woof
Dog food
Dog food