Dog Eating a Watermelon

New pipe, yeah I’m boutta put some weed in it
All the shit that you smoke got hella seeds in it
Dry mouth, eyes red, I can’t do this shit
Everyone gonna give me praise for going through this shit
Hydrated, I’m a dog eating a watermelon
Don’t forget to take a piss, yeah that’s what I tell them
I'mma jump off of the cliff into lava
I just lost my stone sword, call me Sokka

I know I’m shit at lyrics
But I'mma just rap with a closed mouth so you can’t hear it
Tell me what the fuck is up and I'mma just ignore
And ignore and ignore and ignore and ignore
And six months go by and you’re still hitting me up
Bitch you tired yourself out, get some water in your cup
Say what you wanna say, yeah this song is a fuck
But I'mma keep on rapping this shit even if it sucks
Bitches be like "What the fuck is agender?"
Be like "Fuck out our shit with your queer agenda"
I'mma shave my head, become an air bender
I said bender, but I hardly fucking know her
But I hardly fucking know her
(But I hardly fucking know her)

New pipe, yeah I’m boutta put some weed in it
All the shit that you smoke got hella seeds in it
Dry mouth, eyes red, I can’t do this shit
Everyone gonna give me praise for going through this shit
Hydrated, I’m a dog eating a watermelon
Don’t forget to take a piss, yeah that’s what I tell them
I'mma jump off of the cliff into lava
I just lost my stone sword, call me Sokka