Dog

*Dog barking*

[Verse 1]
I got something I wanna say
I really wanna be a dog
Don't want to make a contribution to a Roth IRA
I really wanna be a dog
I wanna piss on the rug and not have to think about getting my car serviced
I really wanna be a dog
Enhanced sense of smell, running speed, agility
I really wanna be a dog

*Dog barking*

[Verse 2]
No social obligations, attending events, or engaging in small talk
I really wanna be a dog
No navigating the job market
I really wanna be a dog
No keeping up with the rapid pace of technological advancements
I really wanna be a dog
I’d rather be able to track scents over long distances
I rеally wanna be a dog

[Outro]
Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog
Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog