Doctor’s Prescription

[Verse 1]
Buzzin', coffee high, crack's favorite cousin
Got a dozen ways to get you drunk without you drinking somethin'
Puffin' on something that kinda tasted like a bumpkin
The functions to get me fucked up until I'm numb, then
Punch the clock, punch some buttons, go to brunch, go to lunch
Go to fuck the bosses I'd've thought you oughta know
Got a lot of marijuana man, you probably want a smoke
Stay grounded? Fuck that! Try to stay afloat
So, "Take two of these and call me in the morning"
Got bored, took four, drank a couple Coors
Woke up on the floor, now I'm fine (Okay!)
Medicate a headache with a heavy sedative
Give him medicine until his head is spinnin'
(It's in the name of science)
Side effects may include death, paralysis, and/or psychosis
Depending on the dosage, it's basically fucking hopeless, so

[Pre-Chorus]
Hope for the best, but expect the worst
Check into a hospital, molest your nurse
Get your free Popsicle, jet to church
'Cause if you don't pray, God's gon' get ya first

[Chorus]
I got a hole in my head where my brain should be
I got a hole in my chest where my heart should be
Now I'm stuck fucked, out of luck, breathing through a pump
Got a tube for a dick, hmmm, well damn
Got a hole in my head where my brain should be
I got a hole in my chest where my heart should be
Now I'm stuck fucked, out of luck, breathing through a pump
Got a tube for a dick, hmmm, well damn

[Verse 2]
Adderall, Ritalin, antihistamines
These are a few of my favorite things
Gimme gimme that [?] and a bottle of Tylenol to wash it all down
Got a pill to get up, got a pill to go to sleep
Got a pill to get freaky in the sheets (Yes, ma'am)
I got me a sickness
The doctor's prescription was coffee and [?]
I thought, "Well I'll try it"
Now I'm lying on the floor dying (What a good choice)
Lemme get some Robitussin here, that's a good boy
Sick and tired, sick of being sick and tired
Sick of being stricken with a sickness that I don't even get time off for
So go to the office and make sure that I cough more
Got lots more where that came from, ask your doctor
Daddy's in the bedroom, smoking a ganja
Mommy's in the kitchen, she be poppin' them pills
Little Billy's in the living room watching the TV
And they say parenting isn't that easy, please

[Chorus]
I got a hole in my head where my brain should be
I got a hole in my chest where my heart should be
Now I'm stuck fucked, out of luck, breathing through a pump
Got a tube for a dick, hmmm, well damn
Got a hole in my head where my brain should be
I got a hole in my chest where my heart should be
Now I'm stuck fucked, out of luck, breathing through a pump
Got a tube for a dick, hmmm, well damn