Doctor, Doctor

[Verse 1]
Doctor, there's something wrong with me
My health is not all that it used to be
My heart is out of beat, I got chilblains on my feet
My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see
Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad
I've got every sickness there is to be had
I had whooping cough last month
And today I've got the mumps
And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well

[Chorus]
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well
I've not got long to go now, I can tell
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well
I've not got long to go, I can tell
I've not got long to go, I can tell

[Verse 2]
Those pills I took have no effect at all
Just the other day I had a nasty fall
And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor
And I'm shrinking — last week, I was five-foot-four
I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu?
I know the bug is going 'round, what can I do?
And it's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three
Do you think if I caught smallpox I'd get flu?

[Chorus]
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well
I've not got long to go now, I can tell
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well
I've not got long to go, I can tell
I've not got long to go, I can tell

[Outro]
Do you think it's time that I made out my will?
I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill
Just how long is there to go?
Please tell me, I want to know
But on second thoughts, don't tell me, I'm too ill