Doctor Doctor

[Chorus]
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me

[Verse 1]
Shots, needles
Try and draw my blood
X-rays, CAT scans
My doctor is a dud
I get scared and I get dizzy
When the doctor's hands get busy
Will I faint, will I pass out
I can't stand it so I shout

[Chorus]
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me

[Verse 2]
Calling Dr. Goodhope
Will you please come quick?
Their patients aren't feeling well
They are very sick
They're turning into zombies
Some are turning green
This is the scariest movie
That I've ever seen

[Chorus]
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me

[Verse 3]
I woke up in the middle of the night
My heart was barely beating
My head was hot, my pulse was slow
I had trouble breathing
I called the doctor, "Help me please
I putting out a warning!"
All he said was, "Take two aspirin
And call me in the morning."

[Chorus]
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me

[Bridge]

[Verse 4]
It's not fun to joke around
And play with people's lives
You keep secrets to yourself
And then pull out the knives
Listen here, doctor dear
Remember while you're scheming
The day will come when you'll be on
That cold table screaming

[Chorus]
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me

Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me, ow, ow!
Please don't hurt me Doctor Doctor
Please don't hurt me