Your little sister's outside, playin' jacks
Don't wanna spin the bottle, that's that
I wanna play doctor, play doctor with you
I wanna play doctor with you
It's the only thing now, I wanna do
I wanna play doctor, play doctor with you
Don't wanna play hide and go seek
Well, all the other out's can, come on in free
A full examination is what you need
Won't you play doctor, play doctor with me?
Well, even though you're grown up and out of school
You still might need a check up, might have a flu
A little tender treatment, may get you through
I wanna play doctor, play doctor with you
It just might be a fever, that's keepin' you hot
The pain can be extreme there, be careful what you touch
There's no reason to worry, don't worry at all
Because the doctor, the doctor's on call
I wanna play doctor with you
Another rainy day now, what else to do?
I wanna play doctor, play doctor with you
Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor