Dockstar

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win this
Life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king-sized tub big enough for ten plus me

I need a, a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at 37,000 feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine with me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'll even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
Live in hilltop houses, driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with the bleached blonde hair
And we'll, hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Ooh, hey hey I wanna be a rock star

[Nickelback, Billy Ray Cyrus, Lil Nas X]
I wanna be great like Elvis, without the tassles
Hire eight bodyguards who love to beat up horses
Hat down, 'cross town, living like a rock star
Spend a lot of money on my brand new guitar

[Nickelback & Billy Ray Cyrus]
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to my Maserati sports car
Got no stress I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man, so I kick on back

Wish I could go on back to that old town road (Gonna trade this life for fortune and fame)
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more (I'll even cut my hair and change my name)

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
(Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road)
Live in hilltop houses, driving fifteen cars
(I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more)
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
(I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road)
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
(I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di)
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
(I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road)
(Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di)
In the VIP with the movie stars
(Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di)
(I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more)
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
(I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road)
(Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di)
Every playboy bunny with the bleached blonde hair
(I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more)
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
('Cause it's too cold for you here)
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
(And now, so let me hold)
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
(Both your hands in the holes of my sweater)
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

I have a blue house with a blue window