DJ Haterade Presents

*knock knock knock*

G: Come in!

(DJ Haterade walks into the room to raucous canned applause. Gray smiles, looking mildly nonplussed at the entrance of his long time collaborator.)

H: Well look who it is! I thought I’d never see yo bitch ass again nigga!

G: (to himself) That's… not appropriate…. (clears throat) welcome in Haterade, how you been?

H: Oh you know, hating without reason cause these niggas aint eating and tis the season. Same shit, new toliet. Now, no one can get enough, but lets pause on Haterade and talk about Mr. Gray. (chuckles) I never thought you would release more music to be honest.

G: Hah, yeah, I can be a little bit…

H: (interrupts) Bitchmade?

G: …Indecisive. But! I feel really good about the work i’ve been doing recently. I think my writing matches my production matches my mixing and… I haven’t felt that in a long time.

H: Got it! So you stopped being a ho about this shit! That’s tight, that’s tight. So why am I here?

G: Well, Haterade, I was hoping…

H: (interrupts AGAIN) that I would host your project like an old school mixtape and add that sauce you need with ad-libs! (he proceeds to plop down in the nearest office chair contentedly) I gotchu bitch! So we got some Yoga Flames on this bitch? A couple Cigarettes??

G: ….wow, i am suddenly filled with an immense amount of regret. Uh actually, I was hoping you could listen to some of these tracks and maybe give me your thoughts on them? I’ve started writing more from life so i can hopefully connect with my listeners a bit more?

H: Wow. Sounds gay.

G: Haterade, you can’t say that.

H: (eyerolls) Oh my bad, sounds bisexual

G: That is somehow worse. Look, I really trust your opinion on things of this nature. (poignant pause) Are you down to help?

H: Alright you Charmin ass nigga, you know im just Drake and Joshing with you. I’ll listen to your project. (with robotic emphasis) And possibly add my voice in addition to greatly increase the quality henceforth. And some notes.

G: Thank you Haterade.

H: (hops on radio microphone) I gotchu nigga. What’s first?