Dizaster vs HFK

[Round 1: Dizaster]
You Canadian...

[HFK]
Faggot

[Dizaster]
...straight guy
What you thought I was really gonna come out here and spit a bunch of Canadian hate raps?
It's funny cause that was the angle I was originally aimed at
And then I realized that "Arab" rhymes with "plane crash" how fucking great's that?!
I said I drop atomic bombs that are off the Richter
I'm a new Islamic demonic Hitler
I rode to your house, fuck your mom and sister
Then I show your father Mohammad's picture
So why is this guy trying to step inside of my rhyming session?
Buddy, where were you when we were taking flying lessons prior for 9/11?
I passed my pilots test with high percentage
While you and your Al-Qaeda friends tried to disguise yourselves as flight attendants
Honestly, I'm fed up with this crap
Cause his terrorist attacks are the same method how he raps
We were building C4 together, you know, setting up some traps
He was the one supposed to work on wires instead he left them attached
I guess that goes to show even when you're making bombs your set ups are wack
I'm yelling at him like, "Dawg you're tripping
Hurry up the clock on the bomb is ticking and we have a hostage missing
We need to get back to the enemies block to get him."
This dude hopped out of the chopper and aborted during the middle of the helicopter mission
So he could run off to Popeye's and get a box of chicken
How the hell is Islam your religion when you spend Ramadan in the kitchen?
Your bars or your lethargic rhythm are more equivalent to Osama Bin Ladin's heart condition
But don't give up on HFK yet y'all, he's still got a vision
The only problem with it, is it involves covering up all your women
Man, this muhfucka thought Armageddon was a part of Heaven
Not to mention his mother and father were all armed with weapons when you guys were all probably seven
Yo, I hope your wife gets stripped of her veil in public and everyone sees her boobies nude
I hope your daughter marries a Jewish dude
I never ever wanna hear an Arnold impression from a fat, Persian, skater
Who are you supposed to be, the Turban-ator?
Get the fuck outta here FAGGOT!

[Round 2: HFK]
You American...faggot
I mean, your parents pay for everything you got
You never lived on your own fam'
They pay for your home and even your phone plan
I should drag your bitch ass all the way back to your homeland
Then beat your head into the pavement til you appreciate the meaning of being a grown man
Now I've been battling for quite some time and repping my city like a vet
I told Organik I earned my stripes and to give me my respect
I'm like, "Look, I'll take Zilla, but if he's on tour I'll take Conspiracy instead."
And right now I am really not impressed
Cause after all that fucking hard work I put in, THIS is who I get?!
On the way here, Dizaster was on the airplane rattling and babbling
Like, "I can't believe this is happening
I can meet HFK and shatter him
World Domination is going to be bomb"
And then the air marshal tackled him
Yo, look at the huge bags under his eyes man, I think this jerk's mental
He looks like he hasn't slept since way back when Thesaurus popped his first pimple
2010 is not your year
Faggot I'll make you drop the tears
Cause you're just a cocky queer who tries to act like his real name is not Bachir
The way you rap is so fast it's fucking annoying as hell that I cover my ears and try not to hear
And someone get the prophet Mohammad here
Cause I wanna know if Dizaster is Osama's top frontier
Or just an Islamic auctioneer
Now, I'd rather be heavy in size and like protecting my fries
Than to be a guy who stretches his rhymes with two Tom Selleck's protecting his eyes
God diggity damn I find this so easy to wreck on this guy
And I think I'd have to have a real unintelligent mind or be incredibly blind
To battle someone as fucked up as you and use irrelevant lines

[Round 2: Dizaster]
Speaking of airplanes
Me and fat ass hijacked a plane together once and the plan worked
Two minutes before impact we were about to crash Earth
And I asked him in the name of holy Allah do you have any last words?
And he said, "Yeah, can we at least stop so I can get a snack first?"
I'm like, "Shut the fuck up you oil neck."
The only time you perform the best
Is when you're being televised sending the government open threats
And he records them all in an old cassette and keeps them in a holy storage set in alphabetical order text
I bet you own a rolodex that shows all the known locations in the world there will be explosions next
Like every Middle Eastern he has a couple of Beamers, a gold Rolex, he knows how to forge a check
And he technically owns a jet...he just hasn't stole it yet
Aye aye listen, "this guy's sure mental" fucking idiot
Ayo, when I look at you all I can think about is magic carpets and nasty armpits
This motherfucker bought a Persian flying rug on the after market
But it sucks cause he has to crash to park it
Fuck you and your 30 wives
This dirty Persian deserves to be burned alive in a furnace full of burgers and curly fries
Wait a minute, I'm accessing my third eye
I can see you an 30,000 shirtless guys headed towards a church to die
But first you gotta get up and rub lotion on Xerxes thighs
Your head looks like a big ass dick that hasn't been circumcised
I'm just wondering, what's your turban size?
He's like, "Thirty five."
Yo, I bet your turban's come with spermicide
And on your turban side it says, "Persian Pride"
Man it looks like you're gonna burglarize the Ham Burgler guy
I know you, you're related to that one metal singer, that nerdy guy
Who sings, "When angels deserve to die."
Get the fuck outta here
Man, this muhfucker right here man
Let me tell you something
I'ma tell him
Muhfucka, ayo this the type of fat smelly Persian who likes to gel his hair
And stash fetta cheese in Tupperware
And leave it in the fridge for like six months like it was never there
Ask him what his favorite state in the U.S. is like I would ever care
But if I had to guess I would say Arizona, cause there's a desert there
This dude's like the Middle Eastern Bone Crusher cause when it comes to electric chair
He ain't Never Scared
Aye, this is for all my people who are hella self aware
Don't ever dare him to get on Delta Air
Cause he loves dying
He's like, "Man, are we gonna hop on a plane or use a ride?"
You should've seen him the other day getting all amped and juiced inside
Cause I told him he was gonna get euthanized
Every time you see a Jewish guy you think of suicide
He thinks about that so much that the average person would lose their mind
But I bet the day it's time for you to die
You wake up and wear your favorite suit and tie
And then wave to everybody at the airport like, "I love you dudes. Goodbye."
"Where you going to?"
"Dubai!"

[Round 2: HFK]
You American faggot
You are not the best in your league
And from the top you're farthest
And man, I'm so fucking fat I mistook his eyebrows for one of the McDonald arches
He's gay as hell
Probably talks to 15 year old boys on AOL like "asl?"
The only thing we have in common is that our women wear their veils
Other than that you're just a faggot with hair that's gelled who gets paid to yell
Your trip to Toronto, I will make it hell
Cause even my chinstrap's saying you'll take the L
Versus Arsonal you thought you were great but failed
Thinking everything you say is just sick
Telling me I'm a whale with some tits who likes cakes with his chips
And steak with his grits is not a line that's amazingly sick
Just cause you shake and you twitch and you say it like this
Yo, just imagine this bi-polar fuck trying to talk to a girl
What he'd say is this
"Hi, my name is Diz. I got a blazing whip. And I think you're an amazing chick
And we should go on a date and exchange a kiss
And then I will fuck break your ribs and rape your kids and then cum on your face then ditch, you crazy bitch!
Here's some wine, take a sip."
You could rip your lungs out and yell as loud as you want
I'm not fucking scared of ya
I saw him and his boyfriend on the beach and all I say is "You're pretty fucking hairy brah."
Secretly you hate the U.S.A. cause all these chumps embarrass ya
So at night he goes home and locks the door to his room and yells "Fuck America!"
Yo, Lebanon and Israel have been in a never ending war
For years they've been in a feud
But why they're beefing gets me confused
I mean Lebanese guys get circumcised when they exit the womb
They never throw any pigs in their stews or include any ribs in their food
And the nose on 95% of the dudes are incredibly huge
So what in the FUCK makes Arabs different from Jews?
Now Charron came to me like, "HFK, you and Dizaster are both Arabs. Why are you battling then?
I think people from the same land should be friends."
I just grabbed him from the shirt like, "I'm Persian
And don't you dare mistake me for a dirty Arab again."

[Round 3: Dizaster]
Speaking of McDonalds...
HFK took a trip to Micky D's and ordered a Tricky P with Chedda Cheese
Aye, don't make fun of him cause the kid's obese
He paid like 50 G's to get those triple D's
Sand nigga please
The fuck you looking at?
He's fucking looking like a stupid cat
Aww, man why you motherfuckers wanna stop and make me sound like I said something wrong
You stupid motherfucker your fart joke about sing something from the bong was all fucking wrong
I'll tell you this right now
Americans and Canadians should get together and celebrate
Cause even in the Middle East we find a reason to segregate
This motherfucker, lays out his carpet and meditates at a steady rate
Til the point that he eventually levitates
But the time he makes it in front of Heaven's Gates
He'll be rocking a pressure gauge attached to a metal brace
That says, "Ready to detonate."
So let's set the record straight
You got so many terrorist genetic traits that even on your wedding day
The Feds came to investigate cause they heard you requested yellow cake
Really? That's all? Are you fucking kidding me?
Boom bah
Motherfucker you're not hard
If I get robbed today I am putting someone in an arm bar
And if the SWAT parked outside I'm letting the Glock spark
Going outside strapping a bomb to a cop car and fleeing the King Of The Dot like, "Allahu Akbar!"
People say "rap is dead" because of jokes
Well fuck you then
I hope you're miserable for the rest and you never have fun again
I hope your newborn dies at birth of a fever of 110
And your future wife fucks every last one of your friends
You fucking, fat, smelly Persian, I'll rip you in half
I'll give you the math
You like incest like giving your little sister a bath
This stupid motherfucker right here looking at me like
"You got the Jordan's on."
Oh you wish you had them cause your shirt is not matching
I came out here I'm fucking up but I'm still fucking rapping
Your goatee is wack as fuck
I'ma turn into freestyle and then I'm gonna smack you up
Take the fucking flapjacks off your neck then I'ma stack 'em up
Having lyrically sick raps
Doesn't cover up for the fact that you have a ridiculous chinstrap
You're a modern day victim to quick snacks
You fucking big bitch ass
You're always bitching you wanna get rid of big mass
Well bitch switch to Slimfast or stop ditching gym class
Yo, fuck you bitch ass, get back
I'ma cut the chitchat
You said he dipped his burgers in pizzas
Nah, he dips his Big Mac's in KitKats
I don't need no writtens to beat you
Cause you're the fucking reason why this fucking league is fucked
You can't free for shit and you're fucking- man your jeans just suck
Man, this muhfucka right here is not rapping
He put on the red, white and black on his shoes, the red, white and black here, but that and that are not matching
Faggot you look like Aladdin
Hold on, who are you supposed to be the new Jafar?
I bet your middle name is Abdul Jabbar
And he loves following the moon and stars
Compared to you I'm a Youtube superstar
You're just mad every time you go to the hookah bar
Nobody even knows who you are
And if they do walk up to you, "Dude... Could you move my car?"
Fuck you falafel face

[Round 3: HFK]
Listen here you Dizaster-bator
This man is a geek
Telling me my clothes don't match, what are you the fashion police?
Yo, now why the fuck would I ever want to purchase or check his weak music?
I mean the dude's in a rap group with two brothers called "Refugee Unit"
This numb nut's the dumbest
Walking around with cum all over his face
And I'm like, "What the fuck is that?!"
He's like, "Um, um, it's hummus."
Lately he's been battling shitty opponents for some fake wins
Thinks he can be a battle rap legend if he can take Jin
Faggot any battler or non battler in this crowd could rape him
And your eyebrows are so fucking huge the bouncers had to search them before you came in
Growing up in Lebanon, he had a terrible childhood
He was very sad and real troubled
I mean, his dad would ass fuck him if he didn't wear a wig and belly dance for his uncles
True story, in his last battle the lights shut off and his punchlines would not hit
Fuck, I haven't seen a blackout like that since your third round against Locksmith
He'll remain unsigned cause he's a dork
Stretching his bars like, "I'm that one guy who will come by at lunchtime
Make this chump cry 'til he needs support"
And he do is spit a bunch of dumb rhymes that are really forced
But a real MC will stick to the punchlines and keep it short
Yo, he is really not dope
And fuck all of his bars, there wasn't a single hot quote
And the judges should know that he clearly got smoked
And I didn't have to use a single mom joke
Even if she is a fucking whore
I'll leave your soul buried, I'm the night shredder
I pop your hoe's cherry and I give her nice pleasure
And just to throw it in, I'm more hairy and I hit my wives better!
Now he wants to go around and say he's American and he's Arabian
But your brother with the glasses on up there, well he's Canadian
True story
That's it