Dive Bar Drunk

[Verse 1]
In the morning, you'll go back to your land
You'll go back to that girl that only calls me with a drink in her hand
And it kills me, but I know this dance
You'll get whiskey bent then we'll do the damn thing all over again

[Chorus]
How many drinks does it take
To say "I love you," to say "I love you"?
For me it's none, I want you and I'm stupid, I
I want you and I'm lifeguard sober
I want you and I'm dive bar drunk

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, oh

[Verse 2]
In the morning, I wish I was dead
'Cause this hangover's the only thing of you that's left
I'm a loyal loser, yeah, I'm man's best friend
'Cause I come back the second you go crackin' that bottle again

[Chorus]
How many drinks does it take
To say "I love you," to say "I love you"?
For me it's none, I want you and I'm high school high
I want you and I'm lifeguard sober
I want you and I'm dive bar drunk

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, oh

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Chorus]
How many drinks does it take
To say "I love you," to say "I love you"?
For me it's none, I want you and I'm high school high
I want you and I'm lifeguard sober
I want you and I'm dive bar drunk

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, oh