Disgracing the Family Name

Grandmother built respect for family name
My father worked to keep it just the same
My mother once was proud of family name
Paralyzing the family name with paralysis

My brother, Peter, does not understand
My sister, Mary Lou, hopes the best
When I was small they knew I was a pest
Pesty little moron, now I am

Disgracing the family name
Debasing the family name
Erasing their fine, fine reputation
How are the old folks at home?

Parents rejеcted me, household gеrm
I crawl all through the garden with the worms
I am the rotten apple with the worms
Chewing at my core, now I am

Disgracing the family name
Debasing the family name
Erasing their fine, fine reputation
Listen to them whine as they dine
Whi - whi - whi - whi - whi - i - ne, yeah

I started school at a primal age
Teachers were so enraged, hated me
I lifted old ladies dresses at age three
Dirty as a baby, goo goo, now I am

Disgracing the family name
Debasing the family name
Erasing their fine, fine reputation
How are the old folks at home?
Oh, they hang their heads in shame

Better leave the neighborhood
And change your name ‘cause I am
Disgracing the family name
Destroy
Debasing the family name
Wrecking, ruining
Erasing their fine, fine reputation
I will embarrass
Defacing their lovely reputation

Disgracing the family name
Destroy
Debasing my family name
SuffocatIng
Erasing, oh their fine, fine reputation
Defacing their lovely reputation
Wrecking, ruining
Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama