Disgrace

[Verse 1: MiAaAaA]
If I had a child, its name would be Disgrace
I gave birth to my son, Disgrace (Wait, wha—?)
When he was three, he fell in the mud and had it on his face
All because he couldn’t tie his shoe lace
(Wait a second, my son's texting me)

[Verse 2: VespOdd & MiAaAaA]
When he was five, all he did was run all over the place
Nothing but a disgrace, that Disgrace
When he was eight, he had too much on his plate
He ran away but only for a date
With his new girlfriend, he had fun
Just as long as he didn't tell anyone
(Mister, I did not allow you to have a girlfriend!)

[Outro: MiAaAaA & VespOdd]
If I had a child, its name would be Disgrace
Nothing but a disgrace, that Disgrace