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Well if you're lonely
You know you can always go online
And talk to a girl that lives
Hundreds and hundreds of miles away
From you
And you’ll probably never kiss
Or even hold hands
God forbid she has any kids

You found girl you think is really cute
But she lives across the globe
And it doesn't bother you
Send her a message, hope that she responds
This is great, what could go wrong?
It's been two weeks and you’re starting to plan
To get her wedding ring for her hand
Gotta save and save to get a ticket
Wage away so that you can visit

Doesn't she talk to guys all night?
You can go through her phone
You can go through her likes
You can ask her how she managed to get nitro
If she doesn't even have a bank account of her own
She took your name out of her bio
You never thought you could feel so low
This is it, this is the end
Say goodbye to your e-girlfriend

Well you were lonely
So you went online
And talked to a girl that lived
Hundreds and hundreds of miles away
From you
And you never even kissed
Or even held hands
All of that for all of this