Dirty Young Man

I’ve got a dirty young man
And I’m so grateful
My dirty young man
He’s a plateful
He’s so smart, so precocious
So intense, so ferocious

He grew up with internet porn
Now he’s out and blowing his horn
He knows what he wants to be
And I’m so glad he gives it to me

You’re a dirty young man
And I love it
You’re a dirty young man
And you know where to shove it (And I know where to shove it)
Dirty young man
I’m your number one fan
You’re a dirty young man

My dirty young man
Is totally sexual
Watch him move
I can bet you will
Every move just radiates lust
I’m trying hard to keep up

All this burning
Young man intensity
Energy to supply a whole city
Never wants an intermission
Bursting out like nuclear fission