Dirty Jokes

Calm down the act is not going to be that funny. I don’t want you to work yourself into a frenzy because when there is a joke where I really need a reaction you’re going to be tired out. Ahh, I gave the whole reaction at the beginning, now I got nothing. Can you at least fake a giggle, now? No. I wore myself out at the beginning. He kept revving it up, and I was applauding and now I don’t care, I just, I’m sorry I ever showed up.

A man goes to a doctor, he says “Doctor, I don’t know if my wife has TB or VD?” The doctor says “Chase her around the bed, if she coughs fuck her,”

A man goes to a doctor for a check-up, the doctor examines him, he says “I got back news, you got cancer and Alzheimer’s,” He goes “Thank god I don’t have cancer”

A man has the words “I love you” tattooed to his dick, he goes home to his wife. The wife says “Stop trying to put words in my mouth,”