Dirk Dinkum vs Big Jack Horner.

Hi guys psychube here
Every day's been very painful for me
It feels like a waking nightmare
I didn't wanna do this

Dirk Dinkum!
Versus
Big Jack Horner!

(Dirk Dinkum: Verse 1)
No one tried your awful pies
Or anything this guy is baking
Put thumbs inside and then you'll find
That's several health code violations
I take pride from time to time
When making children cry and faint
Unless he'd like
His spoilt behind kicked
Then I'll tell him
Fuck off
I'm a poacher so
I can turn that mop on your head
To a coat to a coat or throw
But Pinocchio already poached your show
And if he said your act were dope
His nosе would grow
Baker's dozen?
Nah, you ate a dozеn
Now your bloody legs have keeled over
Given up
Lookin' like a larger Garfield
Won't need a darn banana peel
To trip you up

(Big Jack Horner: Verse 2)
I really overpacked
I don't need that much to diss him
I pronounce my batch of battle raps
DELICOUS
*You wouldn't diss an Aussie, would you*
Yeah, and this time I won't miss
Even if your animators didn't give up
You'd still be rendered hopeless
I'm above like a flying rug
Got baby unicorn horns to the teeth
But even without
I'll crush another whining bug
I could just
Stick this guy in crust and light him up
Turn him purple like my thumb
Don't lay a finger on me bud
Midas Touch!

(Dirk Dinkum: Verse 3)
ALL YOUR RAPPING'S REALLY BAD!
(what are you doing?)
ON THE MIC, I'M ABSOLUTELY BUSTED!
(what, are you ok?)
DON'T YOU HAVE A SPELL FOR THAT?
(are you having a hernia whats going on?)
MAGIC'S GREAT ON HUMAN PUMPKINS!

(Big Jack Horner: Verse 4)
Well that was weird
I can still wipe your face off the map
Maybe with the wishing star
You could've wished for bars
Then your folks may want you back
In this confrontation
You're not escaping
Like a dog in a cape
I'm reaping you
Its an awful shame that your doc evades ya
Cause you'll really need one soon

*awwwww I should've telegraphed it...*