Dipshit

[Verse 1]
If I hear a bleach-blonde love song
I'm gonna snap somebody's neck
If I see a love-drunk beach bum
I'm gonna crack somebody's head

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, when I get bored
I do the dishes
I liked myself more
When I was a dipshit

[Chorus]
When I was in love
When I was in love
Oh, I was such a dipshit
When I was in love

[Verse 2]
Your window said "Just married", so I keyed your car
I want a kneecap cupid with my dad's crowbar

[Verse 3]
I'm a distant friend, retired lover
A romantic undercover
I get lonely and I miss it
Being happily a dipshit

[Chorus]
When I was in love
When I was in love
Oh, I was such a dipshit
When I was in love