Dino

[Verse 1]
I can dunk like Tom Selleck when I wrap my knees
I can rebound and box if I'm wearing some socks
I can rhyme like Zeus when I'm drinking some juice
Drink water in the morning with a bowl of some fruit
I can climb like a newt in the forest on trees
If they give me too much space, then I'm hitting these threes
Deep dish, giardiniera, garlic, spinach and cheese
I believe in citizenry, yes, thank you and please
I was guarding Reggie Theus when he played for the Kings
It was right off 87th, blocked the shot to the swings
I never dunked on Dominique, but this one time, I came close
Went straight up off the pivot, off the iron, the post
It was shaking, it was windy, broke the rim by the bolt
And everyone got mad, I used to hoop in a coat
Blocked a shot into the lake, hit off the side of the boat
Best hooper in the city and that's not my quote (Ayo)
But then everyone got mad, I said it wasn't my fault
And the year was '87, pushed a yellow Renault
It was a stick, it was slow, her horsepower was weak
Had a Mitsubishi Triton when I strained my oblique
I used to hoop outside and play, sometime against pros
Tried to tell 'em to relax 'cause I could tell that they froze
I used to hoop in these blue and white cut-off Girbauds
I used to hoop in Diadoras, they were aqua and rose
And sometime I play tennis, still hoop to this day
But my career isn't finished, I can serve em a J
And my favorite surface grass, but I enjoy playing clay
The fourth major, shoot, we do it like the NBA

[Bridge]
Like the NBA
Like the NBA

[Verse 2]
I can hoop and play ball, I don't roll with a spin
I play the tennis on the clay, kick the ad serve in
I coulda made it to the pros, even swim in Girbauds
You can tell I got hops the way I walk with my toes
In 1989 to '91, I was lit
Won American Gladiator, but I couldn't commit
Coulda been the Deacon with a capital D
E-A-C-O-N, the choice was on me
If they did the show again, then I'd win it no sweat
Turbo was out cold and Nitro was on deck
Bronco cannonballed, he was high off the mat
When he landed, the producer said "Don't record that"
And inside the metal ball, I can stop on a dime
Interview before the final, said "That bag's mine"
For Julie, got the IROC V8 coupe
With the Delco cassette, just gimme my loot

[Bridge]
Just gimme the loot
Just gimme the loot

[Outro]
An IROC Z V8 Coupe
Delco cassette and Benetton suits
American Gladiator, Season 3 loot
([?] got us Steven)
(Bears coming back and now it's even)
Got the new phone, green leather with the case
New kitchen speaker got bass
Got the WiFi, T-Mobile with the Siri
Collab with the 5G Instagram theories
(Z V8 Coupe)
(Delco cassette and a Benetton suit)
(American Gladiator, Season 3 loot)
If you're feeling lonely, you might want a kitten
If you feel the vibe, come... come and have a listen
East of Western Ave, you got a town called Damascus
If you wanna grow a beard, but it only grow in patches
'Cause you gotta practice to become an actress like, you know, like Daryl Hannah
Uh, she got the bag, she got the bag...