Dinkle District Jumbo Genius

[Number One Fan]
Oh. Come on let's hit the bricks
So like... do you live with roommates, or how does that work?
I do... but to be honest they're kinda sucky jerkwads
I don't mean that, it's just that like sometimes they act like they know what I should or shouldn't spend my allowance on. Which is ridiculous, because it's like they were the ones in the first place that-
What the... we gotta go. I'll be right back can you just watch my stuff?

[Machine & Number One Fan]
Everybody take your seat
We don't have all day to compete
The rulеs are as they werе before
You'll answer questions, get your score
And if you prove your brains the cleanest
You'll be Dinkle District's Jumbo Genius
The machine is ready to go
(Huh? No. I-I I'm not- wah!)

[Machine & Number One Fan]
Hello junior genius (No.. Wait... What?)
Can you please tell me your name?
Number One Fan, but I don't even want to partic-
Question is your name is lame? (No)
Question 2 sneaks up on you
And asks "If you made color stew with
Blue, dark blue, light blue, and blue
What color would you get?" (Blue?)
Question 3 is in a tree (What?)
You're K-I-S-S-I-N-G (No... no)
So if it's only you and 3 (Well do they like me back?)
Please solve for 3 (Or is this just like a dare?)
Do you wanna take a survey?
You could win a Fish Car
No I don't need a Fish Car

[Machine]
One, two, three
All eyes should be on me
'cause today we have
A very special treat
A double jumbo round
You all know what that means
Questions for this round are worth 3

[Machine & Number One Fan]
Let's say you're renting a movie
Tell me, what's your favourite movie? (Herbert Hunkdore's Junk Drawer)
Movie
Now put it into a blender
Do you drink your favourite movie? (Sure)
Favourite movie smoothie
Oh now it's tomorrow
And the video store is calling (Don't answer)
You're stalling (Then... Answer... I don't know)
They lawyered up and now (Great)
You'll be paying late fees 'til you're 80 (Okay... That)
Great look look, these aren't even questions anymore
Time is uh
Times up

[Machine & Number One Fan]
Oh machine that
Runs on fungus
Please reveal the
Jumbo Genius here among us (it's Brungus)
No no no
There must be some kind of mistake (I was in a hole)
'Cause I watched Brungus, I wasn't cheating (for three days)
Brungus didn't answer a single question (and I just barely got out)
You're not serious...
What is this?

[Machine]
Attenion all I have devastating news
The scene was the Bungalow where Brungus does snooze
And late last night while Brungus did just that
A thief came and went taking only a hat
Who could do such an evil deed done?
Well, as for suspects, we only have one
But the Dingle District has not been beat
We've come up with brand new ways to compete
Our new prize is beyond your dreams
Unlimited tokens for the vending machine
The challenge has also has a change of plans
It's now a race to capture the Number One Fan