Dingle Jumper

[Intro: Quandale]
(E-E-Energy made this one)
(Goofy Ahh Uncle productions)

[Verse 1: Quandale]
Move a bitch to the side like she doin the shuffle
Shoot at your whole motherfucking gang, team rumble
I just really gotta let that bitch bee no bumble
Told that hoe to give me the cookie, no crumble
Call that nigga a trampoline the way we jump him
Shoot a nigga in his mother fucking feet yeah, I punked him
If he keep on talking shit to me I'ma punch him
I’m finna spread her cheeks like a disease then I hump them
Like a school shooter I'ma teach yo' ass a fucking lesson
Those ain’t school supplies nigga, those some motherfucking weapons
Bring a nigga out his socks yeah, I’m finna get arrested
I’m not no motherfucking student so, stop testing
Yeah, I just threw a mu' fucking kid out my car bitch
All this gas that I’m blowing in yeah, it smells like I farted
This ain’t the end lil nigga, I just started
I’m finna steal my grandmas car then, park it
That nigga so silly he a goofy, goofy goober
Yeah, you keep on laughing, I'ma pull up on you in the Uber
Yeah, I’m finna steal yo' mother fucking bitch then I'ma loob her
I just fucked a mother face up call her Freddy Cougar
He asking where his bitch at, I just ran through her
She said she wanna make a video, like YouTubers
That lil' hoe do not wanna fuck with you, you a loser
But if that hoe come and fuck with me, then I'ma shoot her
I got your bitch giggling like (Re-he-he-he)
She wanna come and fuck, so get up on your knees
I'm finna plant my dick in your bitch, like a tree
That bitch pussy smell nigga ima get febreeze

[Interlude: meno, Quandale]
Back-Back-Back-Back it up lil' bitch

[Verse 2: meno]
Aye, pull up like I'm shooting scoring balling for the Knicks
Niggas think we signed to Roddy all my niggas rich
Aim it at that nigga feet he jumping like this (*Mario jump*)
Had to ask him was he bout it, Ben said ("No")
If that nigga ever try me I'ma tag his toe
Ain't no lil' Jon shorty getting low, low, low
Had my nigga Ben laughing like (Ho ho ho)
Got that nigga laughing like "LOL, XD" (Ho ho ho, ho ho ho)
Got a thick Karen cougar and she so sexy (ho ho ho)
Yeah, my Glock is bigger too don't test me (Ho ho ho, ho ho ho)
I heard he was a (*bleep*), please don't press me (Ho ho ho)
But you ever try me nigga my choppa go blocka
I'll Chris Rock a bitch, smack the rings out her
Chilling up in Houston with a Karen and we drinking Vodka
Shorty really thinking niggas care is my name Obama?
She wanna eat my dick she a Call of Duty zombie with it (argh, argh)
Kamehameha like Goku I surpass my limits
I told that nigga stand still (*bong*), why he trippin'?
I pull up on his block shooting Scotty Pippen
Had to catch 'em lacking I'ma aim it at his dreadlocks
Ain't no Fortnite but that nigga caught a headshot
Ain't no Lil Wayne but this choppa make your bed rock
Had to catch' em slippin hit 'em in the head (*bonk*), stop