Dimentio vs Plague Knight - Rap Battle (Super Paper Mario vs Shovel Knight)

[Intro]
Rap Battle!
Plague Knight
Versus
Dimentio
Begin!

[Verse 1: Dimentio (Rosenthal)]
Why greetings such a pleasure to fight you!
I'm glad to face someone who hides themselves as well I do
So please, make this fun for me! And if you don't, then be advised..
I'll show a coward what having power is really like..
With its lack of changes I can't say that I'm that surprised
That Plague of Shadows made like it's namesake and was cast aside!
You think your little love story's amazing us? You're jesting me!
Are we supposed to be surprised the alchemists have chemistry?
How shocking! You're not one who's fit for plotting
So just leave me to my plans and stick to the one you're a pawn in!
Though if I ruled your little league I could fix this nuisance
You must know that I turn green men into new men

[Verse 2: Plague Knight (Snakebite126)]
I don't like to be interrupted..
But I'm willing to test you I could use a subject!
So quiet down It's time that I analyze the slimy rat
Who tried and failed to put on a show for his first and final act!
It seems your one appearance dropped your series' quality
I've run the numbers, and that game is no RPG!
And while they say the story's strong, it's never been for you
Nobody cared about you until they were forced to!
It's true I cloak my appearance but I won't hear it
From the villain of the game your face barely appears in!
You're irrelevant. And while they may say you're unruly..
To me you're just a clown, so why don't you amuse me?

[Verse 3: Dimentio (Rosenthal)]
(Evil laughter) Very well then
I'll put this kindly you will never be like me
I scoff at the thought of being you:
A lowlife who wants might so his crush sees him highly?
How sad..
You'd slave away on alchemy to get with her
Perhaps you should transform yourself Into somebody less pathetic first!
But what do I change? What do I change?
That's what you're wondering, ey?
I'll cut to the chase deep down you suffer greatly
Toxic thought always flood your brain they suffocate you
It's clear you just protect your face to hide away from your insecurities cause they're all that's ever plagued you!
All you are is a frog, a peeping tom
Scared of getting his heart broke off to bits
So it's not a shock you're filled with sorrow when you keep you're true thoughts all bottled in
Your entire plot is to get strong to make up for the faults you've got within
But you'll never solve your feeble problems when you are the cause of all of them!
You're a worthless, lonely, frail little wimp!
Thank me when you rest in the deepest bed of the River Twygz
I'll watch your final moments, and I'll start to laugh too...
As your quarter stays in order just fine without you
(Evil laughter)

[Verse 4: Plague Knight (Snakebite126)]
What an amazing plan..
Now let's hope it doesn't blow up in your face again!
Let's take this test to the max I've at last collected my facts
And now I know why this jester got trashed and was always gonna be destined for that
See.. what you say is true.. the two of us are indeed on opposite sides
Cause while I had a plot I accomplished just fine, you had a plot and it caused you to die!
So how 'bout we take a closer peak, at the reason you came to your defeat
How'd the fool who claimed he's over me end up being made a joke with ease?
It's simple really...
You thought you would be the best but once you were on the receiving end
You proved that even in your most powerful form you still couldn't keep your head!
My theory's proved to be correct it's just like how you feebly said
You try to mess with green men and it always ends with you seeing red
So let's end this test and since you've been scrapped yet again...
I'll mark you down as Nintendo and I's failed experiment
(Mischievous laughter)