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[Intro: Z-FLO]
Y'all know I'm weird as fuck, right? I don't even care about what's normal bro, fuck traditions! I'm different man, I'm weird as shit! Ow!
Introducing ya boy, Z-Flizzle.... aka a waste of sperm, aka chihuahua penis, aka Tom the Mouse-Napper, Sholl' Is!
[Verse 1: Z-FLO]
Donald Trump deported my mamasita
She lived in Dallas, Texas but now she in Costa Rica
And she ain't even Middle Eastern, she Puerto Rican
She calling me for money like I own the Mona Lisa
She would've been a keeper if she wasn't such a cheater
I would've bribed border patrol to come and meet ya
I would've even paid for your visa and ordered pizza
But (oh well) at least we still keepin' Mia Khalifa, ah!
When I'm hard, I'm like the tower of Pisa
That mean my dick lean like the ground beefa
It curls to the left like a poorly rolled reefer
Lay on your side if you gonna ride my urethra
Looking for Sommer Ray like Gryffindor on a seeker
And fuck every rapper that didn't want to feature
They can catch these hands like Final Fantasy Tifa
When I see 'em at the top, like "Hey, it's nice to meet ya bruhhhh!"
[Chorus]
Weird, Insane
I'm different
Weird, Insane
Can't be nothing but different
(2x)
[Verse 2: Z-FLO]
I'm lame as fuck, it's okay, I'm not perfect
Whatcha drinking? it's OJ, like the verdict
My girl's hilarious, she be queefing when she be burping
I watch her do it with no hands like a serpent
And I'm the worst, I can be jerking, rapping this verse in front of virgins and pedo preachers at Catholic Churches
(Ummm)....my bad bitch, my purpose was to be first to put that purrty kitty cat on a table like at a circus, ah!
I made a bet with my cousin, and she was bursting in laughter saying I couldn't turn bitches on in person
I'll do it in a verse! She came all over the turf as soon as she heard me lickety slippy sloppedy slurp it
Your husband jealous? Fuck it, open the curtains
Pretty certain I look like I give a fuck on the surface but
This is the version of me ready to versus though
My granny's gonna kill me when she learn that I be cursing bruhhhhh!
[Chorus]
Weird, Insane
I'm different
Weird, Insane
Can't be nothing but different
(2x)
[Bridge: Z-FLO]
I'm an alien
You're an alien
I'm an alien
We are aliens
Alright we gon run it back for those that don't understand how weird we can get up in this bitch.... yah!
[Chorus]
Weird, Insane
I'm different
Weird, Insane
Can't be nothing but different
(2x)