Diet Rock

[Intro]
Now many people might know me as Charlie Chaplin
But-a pure good advice I and I bring
So I and I sit down pon the riddim like a lizard pon a limb (Lord)
Natty dread, a dis are one call di "Diet Rock"
Say, dis ya one call di "Diet Rock"

[Chorus]
If you too fat, Lord, you have fi go pon diet
You too rabi-ti-tit, you have fi go pon diet (Gwaan)

[Verse 1]
Drink your juice, mi say that are coconut
Give me mi beetroot, give me mi carrot
Mi auntie an' mi uncle is a pure peacock
But mi mumma an' mi pupa, dem a talk in parrot
Mi say, fi mi surname, Lord, that are Chatterbox
Say, when mi come at dance, man, dem must have fi black

[Chorus]
You too fat, Lord, you have fi go pon diet
But mi say, call mi Charlie but no call mi Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin (Bam-diddly-diddly-diddly)

[Verse 2]
'Cause if you call mi Chaplin, mi arе go feel too slim
Mi sit down pon di riddim like a lizard pon limb
Out of my jewelry land, mi say dеm sell wedding ring
But out of di Angie are nuff Heineken
Mi like girl fat, mi say mi like dem slim
But you got to be careful in dis world you livin'
Beca' we don't know what next is comin'

[Chorus]
You too fat, Lord, we have fi go pon diet
You too rabi-ti-tit, we have fi go pon diet

[Verse 3]
Give me mi juice, mi say that are coconut
Give me mi beetroot, give me mi carrot (Gwaan)
Give mi more juice, mi say that are soursup (Gwaan)
Look how you slim an' pupa Chaplin now fat
Say, I man no like no half idiot
Mi auntie an' mi uncle is a pure peacock
But mi mumma an' mi pupa, dem a talk in parrot
Mi say, fi mi surname, Lord, that are Chatterbox
An' when mi come to make, mi know how fi chat (Gwaan)
Say, government, mi say no charge mi no tax (Gwaan)
Cah dem ya lyrics, man, dem harder than rock

[Chorus]
You too fat, we have fi go pon diet
You too fat, we have fi go pon diet

[Verse 4]
Mi flash it in a east an' mi flash it in a west
Selassie I know, Principal, you are the best
When a bad boy sight, you man a push up dem chest
Dem dress up in a jacket an' dem dress up in a vest (Lord)
Say, some of dem just a pose dem are di best
But when mi go at dance nowadays mi are best

[Chorus]
Mi too fat, Lord, we have fi go pon diet
Mi too rabi-ti-tit, mi have fi go pon diet (Gwaan)

[Verse 5]
Give me mi juice, mi say that are coconut
Give me mi beetroot, give me mi carrot (Lord)
Cah, pupa Chaplin name Diamond Sox (Gwaan)
Pon mi head it are mi big beaver hat (Gwaan)
You look at side fi mi lays in a mi box
Say, one day mi know mi would-a go pon di top

[Outro]
Mi too fat, Lord, I goin' go pon diet
I too rabi-ti-tit, mi have fi go pon diet (Gwaan)
Mi deejay fi ballhead an' dreadlock
Mi no matter if a soursup or coconut