Didn’t Hurt A Bit

Just a casual thing
Not really worth a mention
Didn't hurt a bit
Didn't hurt a bit
But if you didn't mind
Can we change the subject now?
Didn't hurt a bit
Really didn't hurt a bit
And after all, I'm a man of the world
People come to me 'cause I know the score
And if you see the gang
Say I'm a free man
Be sure to tell 'em
It didn't hurt a bit
Just a bit of fun
Didn't alter a thing
Didn't hurt a bit
That's an end to it
In another week
I won't remember the name
But it's all the same
Didn't hurt a bit
My appearance isn't what you surmise
It's just a piece of grit that got in my eye
Whatever you do
Whatever you know
Well I'll put up straight
It didn't hurt a bit
Lots of rumours flying 'round
Plans to decieve
It's my word against hers
Who are you going to believe?
Just a casual thing
Not really worth a mention
Didn't hurt a bit
Didn't hurt a bit
But if you didn't mind
Can we change the subject now?
Didn't hurt a bit
That's an end to it
And after all, I'm a man of the world
People come to me 'cause I know the score
And if you see the king
Say I'm a free man
But be sure to tell me it didn't hurt a bit
Whatever you do
Whatever you say
Be sure to tell me it didn't hurt a bit
Noooooo!
Noooooo!
Yeaaaaah!