Dickhead

[Intro]

[Hook - Sampling Kate Nash]
Why you being a dickhead for, stop being a dickhead
Why you being a dickhead for, you're just fucking up situations
Why you being a dickhead for, stop being a dickhead
Why you being a dickhead for, you're just fucking up situations

[Verse 1: JayB]
I'm a dickhead but you're addicted
To me being a dickhead it ain't worth it
You thinking I'm being a dickhead on purpose
(hah) Well I'mma keep flirting
Idiots got me gritting my teeth
Telling me "Stop being a dickhead"
It's kinda hard to be no punn intended
It's not my problem you're just easially offended
Well I told you so, I'm sorry
Actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry
Trolling under the bridge like Chili Peppers
Sarcasm but witty and clever, mini endeavors
To piss everyone off, advice from my mom
If you ain't got anything nice to say, don't say it at all
Well damn I probably wouldn't be able to talk
Fuck that, you'd have to disable my jaw, with a cable and lock

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Scrypt]
You can call me what you want, a jerk that's sarcastic
A constructive asshole so I stay hard-hatted
Make jokes, cross lines, cause trouble, and start havoc
If it moves or breathes I'm throwing ninja stars at it
I s-s-slam on your stutter, slander your mother
Poke fun, play with your brain until it lands in the gutter
No holding me back (nope) don't overreact
Pressurize your persona and then your skull won't be cracked
Fuck your car and your house I'm Rick James
A superfreak, uber mean ain't shit changed
Impractical mixed with a little bit of propane and acetone
I'm here to rattle bones
Pulling all sorts of cards from my sleeves, my mad hatter's on
I have a gift being a prick's my six sense
If my words hurt, I won't stop until you drip red
As a kid all I did was ring doorbells and dip set
If you haven't figured yet, I'm a dickhead

[Hook]

[Verse 3: JayB]
I'm a dick and an asshole, no anal
So bitch quit bothering me while I'm playing halo
Driving you crazy like I was sitting in the backseat
At the end of the day she gone ask me like...
Why you being a dickhead for
I ain't a dickhead I'm just bored
Why you being a dickhead for
If I'm a dick then I'm big and engorged
I be sick of the calls, thinking that's all
But you trying to break me down to clitoris balls
See no, I ain't gonna meet your parents
And I'mma keep on being arrogant
Me, I really don't give a fuck
Well I give a fuck about giving a fuck
So I'mma eat it and leave it like beaver
And I ain't gonna respond to your text message neither (and I'm gone)