Dick’s Pizza

Hey Pizza Lovers!
I'm dick
And i’m here to announce the grand opening of my brand new pizzeria!
Dick's pizza!
Not sure how much dicks u can handle?
No Sweat!
Dicks comes in large, medium and small
No matter the size dicks is sure to satisfy!
Even out smallest dicks are 10 inches long!
"pardon?"
Some like it thin
Other like it thick!
That's why you can choose from thin crust or DEEP DICK!!!
We have dicks for everyone
Dicks for your dad "bring me my pipe!"
Dicks for your mom "mommy loves u"
Dicks for your grandma "no one visits me!"
Dicks for your wife...
Your ex-wife, whatevеr
Nothing lightens up a party
Quite like a bit sеrvant of dick’s
Ding dong there's a bunch of dicks at your door
We deliver!
So get off your computer!
And eat dicks!
For more information click here *click noise*
Its big and its gooey
And its saucy
And its chewy
Whats in my mouth its gotta be dicks!