Dick Pic

I did my first dick pic, everybody. Thank you. A dick pick is... that's a weird thing to do. I gotta say... The only reason I did... There's no reason for me to do it. I'm fucking married. But all, all my friends are doing them, so I'm like, "What the fuck, let me just... at least I can be part of the conversation when they're talking about their dick pics. I can go, "Oh, yes, definitely." You know? So, I do my first dick pick. I look back at it. There's a ghost in the background. So there's a ghost in the image, and I'm like, "I live in fucking haunted house?" I had no idea. I want to show everybody... 'cause... what are the chances of catching that? But my dick doesn't look... as good as I want it to look in the image. Plus, you know, the fucking ghost was really tall, so he made my dick not look... exact. Plus the fucking ghost was holding a ruler next to my dick. I was like, "What the fuck is your problem?" to the ghost. He was like... The ghost was like, "I live here too. I like to have fun."