Dick In A Box

[Intro: daedaePIVOT]
Hey, girl
I've got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down, and listen

[Verse 1: daedaePIVOT & Joseph Chilliams]
Girl, you know we've been together, such a long, long time (Such a long time)
And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line
Well, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box (It's in a box)

[Pre-Chorus: Joseph Chilliams & daedaePIVOT]
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the hеart
(Somethin' special girl)

[Chorus: Joseph Chilliams & daedaePIVOT]
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box! Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
See I'm wisе enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Yeah)
And I got just the one
Girl you gotta know that you are second to none

[Verse 2: daedaePIVOT & Joseph Chilliams]
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
One - cut a hole in a box
Two - put your junk in that box
Three - make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

[Chorus: Joseph Chilliams & daedaePIVOT]
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box! Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Yeah)
And I got just the one
Girl you gotta know that you are second to none