Dick Head (Skit)

*sound of traffic*

[Guy]
Let me call my girl man I miss her man *dialing phone number*
See what she up to you know I'm sayin'
Yeah
Go on over here since I'm right around the corner
*ringing tone*
Mm mm
Oh darlin'
Mm mm
C'mon girl pick up
Mm mm
Pick up the phone, pick up the phone

[Operator]
We are unavailable to take your call please leave a message
Thank you for calling

[Guy]
Hey boo It's just me I was in the neighborhood
Thought I'd just slide through I din't wanna pop up on you or nothing
But you know
I'ma keep it respectable
I'ma give you call back in a few minutes
You probably in the shower or something
I call you right back

[Guy]
Haven't it been five minutes yet?
Let me call her back
*dials phone number*
Mm mm
Yeah she probably just getting out of the shower
All getting drying off getting ready for a nigga haha
[?]
*ringing tone*
C'mon girl pick up
Daamn she ain't taken a shower that long

[Operator]
We are unavailable to take your call please leave a message
Thank you for calling

[Guy]
Hey girl, it's me again, c'mon pick up the phone
You know I'm ready for you I done got some crystal
Got you some outfits from Victoria's Secret
Some smell good, c'mon pick up the phone, I know you hear me
Tsk, pick it up, c'mon I got it!

[Guy]
Call this girl one mo' time, I know she hear the damn phone
Always playin' around
Man she better pick up the phone this time
[?] but what i ain't do that [?]
Baby baby baby baby baby
I'ma lose my shit

[Security guard]
Sir, could you move your car? There are people tryin' to get in the gate

[Guy]
Eh, I'm leavin' man.. I

[Operator]
We are unavailable to take your call please leave a message
Thank you for calling

[Guy]
C'mon girl, enough is enough, quit playing and pick up the phone
I see yo' car outside, got the security guard all out here tellin' me to leave and shit all out the gate
C'mon punch me in man
I'm all at the gate, I got yo' surprise!
Open the gate