(On Monday) He thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra
Oh, I hate that new man in your life
(On Tuesday) Found out he's a car mechanic
And I know for a fact he screws around
(On Wednesday) Sent you a hundred letters in one day
I bet your friends had a good laugh at them
(On Thursday) Stood there before you all puppy-eyed
Its my curse for falling in love
Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me
Coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp
I'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp
(On Friday) Followed you back to his den of sin
Should be me in there, not him
(On Saturday) He took you to see Four Weddings And A Funeral
If you marry him, then he's dug his own grave
Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me
Coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp
I'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp
(On Sunday) Went to church for the first time today
I'm an athiest who needs to pray
And Lord if you don't want me to kill a man
Give back my angel to me
Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me
Coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp
I'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp
Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp
Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp