Diary of a Mad Redguard, Entry 1

Your Connection to the gods I might sever
The Daedra back me and the 9 reckon
You won't see me even when I'm right next to
Cause my sneak skill is up to like 97

I used to want a horse but only had 5 septims
Broke and homeless but I tried reppin'
Now i have a crib wherever I'm stepping
Solitude, Whiterun, anywhere you might question
Falkreath and Markarth stairs I'm high stepping
Windhelm, in all of these you will find Desh's
Nice res'dence
Don't attack me if you think that your life's precious
Coming at me is a feat that I'd define as wreckless

Cause I'm just passing through trying find some work
You attacking me will leave you dying, burnt
I got lots of potions bought with mad Septims
That I got off immortals or dragon brethren

My game with enchanted weapons heavy
My one hands' dope cause I transferred perks
When my two handed work became legendary
The point is I don't think you're aggression's scary

I forgot to mention my horse so
I probably should tell you my new steed's immortal
Blood colored eyes impenetrable torso
That's what happens when you hear the night mother, then sort goals

I'd bet my ego couldn't get bigger
Now that my Septim count is past 6 figures
I don't even steal from your house when I enter
Matter of fact I might just come with items to deliver

They were stolen, Delvin told me, to incriminate you
Talk sideways about it, I'll eliminate you
Let you take a few stabs and swings to raise my block skill
Then it's "chop!" killed,by your kitchen table

Sand shout then all of your swings slow
Things go, worse cause I'm moving with a clean flow
Try to run away, I've got a mean bow
Got some Daedric arrows for the scheme though