Diamond Ring

[Verse 1]

[Trip]

Do you remember Grace?

[Grace]

What??

[Trip]

How I proposed to you

[Grace]

Trip what are you doing?

[Trip]

It was at Grace’s parents house, Christmas
Senior year of college, I got on one knee
In front of everybody, and I pulled out a diamond ring, and I said
Grace will you marry me?

[Grace]

No, Trip, No
It’s embarrassing okay
You proposed to me completely by surprise
In front of my Entire family on Christmas Eve
What was I supposed to say?
I’m sorry you have to see this

[Chorus]

[Grace]

You Think this is Romantic?
Diamond ring, on one knee, the whole bit yeah
Romantic? Is that what you call Romantic??
You think this is romantic?
No, Trip, No
It’s embarrassing okay
I’m sorry you have to see this
You-You-You think this is Romantic??

[Verse 2]

[Trip]

No.. what were you supposed to say?
This is every woman’s dream
To get proposed to on one knee like that

[Grace]

See, Trip not everyone thinks getting proposed to like that is so romantic

[Trip]

Ugh...

[Grace]

How dare you embarrass me in front of our friend like that
Oh God...

[Trip]

No, I want you to see this
Somebody needs to realize what I’m trying to say here
See, Grace, despise what you think I am
A romantic, caring, loving husband

[Grace]

Stop it Trip

[Trip]

C’mon, what can be more romantic than that?

[Chorus]

[Grace]

You think this is romantic?
Diamond ring, on one knee, the whole bit yeah
Romantic? Is that what you call romantic??
You think this is romantic?
No, Trip, No
It’s embarrassing okay
I’m sorry you have to see this
You-You-You think this is romantic?
Diamond ring, on one knee, the whole bit yeah
Romantic? Is that what you call romantic??
You think this is romantic?
No, Trip, No
It’s embarrassing okay
I’m sorry you have to see this
You-You-You think this is romantic?

[Bridge]

[Trip]

Why don’t I... make us, one of my new drink inventions
I call it, Grace’s inner soul
It’s a mixture of Chardonnay bitters and lots of ice
We’ve seen how your “Artist” friends live
As if you can survive that kind of lifestyle

[Grace]

You proposed to me completely by surprise in front of my entire family on Christmas Eve
What was I supposed to say?
See Trip, not everyone thinks getting proposed to like that is so romantic

[Trip]

Ugh

[Grace]

How dare you embarrass me in front of our friend like that

[Chorus]

[Grace]

You think this is romantic?
Diamond ring, on one knee, the whole bit yeah
Romantic? Is that what you call romantic??
You think this is romantic?
No, Trip, No
It’s embarrassing okay
I’m sorry you have to see this
You-You-You think this is romantic?
Diamond ring, on one knee, the whole bit yeah
Romantic? Is that what you call romantic??
You think this is romantic?
No, Trip, No
It’s embarrassing okay
I’m sorry you have to see this
You-You-You think this is romantic

[Outro]

[Trip]

Do you remember Grace?

[Grace]

What?

[Trip]

How I proposed to you

[Grace]

Trip what are you doing?

[Trip]

It was at Grace’s parents house, Christmas
Senior year of college
I got on one knee in front of everybody
And I pulled out a diamond ring
And I said
Grace will you marry me?

[Grace]

No, Trip, No
It’s embarrassing okay
You proposed to me completely by surprise in front of my Entire family on Christmas Eve
What was I supposed to say?
What was I supposed to say??