Dial Tone

[Intro]
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[Chorus: Chris Webby]
Huh, ain't life funny?
Used to be broke
Now I got plenty
So if you callin' up and it ain't about the money
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Huh, ain't life funny?
Used to be broke
Now I got plenty
So if you callin' up and it ain't about the money
(We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed)

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
I'm just tryna make an honest livin'
Workin' everyday because tomorrow's not a given (Nah)
Listen, took a lot to get in this position
If you wanna know my story
Bettеr start at the beginnin'
With that ambition
Got 'em hookеd, I'm gone fishin'
The game is money driven
So I'm Brinks truck whippin'
See, I never sold out as I've grown the vision
The only thing I've sold out is my shows admission
So listen, get on the ground
My jurisdiction stretches over enemy lines (Bow)
The numbers in my bank account are gettin' better with time
It took a minute for me to get it but never you mind (Yeah)
And now that I got it
It's hard to say that I ain't earned that
Colorful money from other countries in the world stack
Counted at a hunnid' grand from Canada in merch cash
Headed back up in first class
And you know I got a mansion in Fairfield County (What?)
If you know then you know
That's a motherfuckin' flex
Got them acres all around me (What?)
All my neighbors are wealthy
My local nature is healthy
I'm livin' good, I can't even lie (Lie)
The money's movin'
At this point don't got to even try (Try)
So if you're hittin' me there better be a reason why or
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Bye-bye

[Chorus: Chris Webby]
Huh, ain't life funny?
Used to be broke
Now I got plenty
So if you callin' up and it ain't about the money
(We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed)
Huh, ain't life funny?
Used to be broke
Now I got plenty
So if you callin' up and it ain't about the money
(We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed)

[Verse 2: Millyz]
Yeah, blanco
Yeah, they pondered by my pockets (Yeah)
Worried 'bout my wallet
That's why even when I got it
I just be like I ain't got it (I ain't got it)
But these bitches know I do
So all the dances been exotic
We romantic in the tropics
And the Phantom is robotic (Woo)
I hit the button like it's turbo
We on the beach and it ain't Myrtle (No)
She love to give me brain
Yeah, that's my lil' nerd hoe (Nerd hoe)
It's wonderful when we be sexy
All abundance in my blessin's
I just hustle through recessions
Off the muscles, seen progression
Fuckin' on these lil' thotties
She a home body (She a home body)
And she just ran the money up
Could buy her own body (Could buy her own body)
She hit my line, I ain't pick up
'Cause I was stoned, prolly ('Cause I was stoned)
Made them people buy your music
That's a cold robbery (That shit was wrong)
My shit designer though
Hit a bad bitch then knock her friends down like dominoes (Woo)
Any rapper went against me got exposed
Know this money pilin'
We on islands like Galapagos (Yeah)
I know that you the people
You can't tell me that you not the foe
So I be like
Huh, ain't that funny? (Yeah)
Independent millionaire
My pain turned into money (Hmm)
Tourin' around the nation
Sold out shows across the country (Okay)
Won't kick my feet up, I ain't comfy
Keep my heat up in case they hunt me
Colorado conscious
I'm with Webby out in Denver (Yeah)
Flick your finger
This the mob and everybody 'round me 'members (Mafia)
Who the fuck is you?
You called my phone, I can't remember (I can't)
So I be like (So I be like)
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Haha

[Chorus: Chris Webby]
Huh, ain't life funny?
Used to be broke
Now I got plenty
So if you callin' up and it ain't about the money
(We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed)
Huh, ain't life funny?
Used to be broke
Now I got plenty
So if you callin' up and it ain't about the money
(We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed)
(We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed)