Detective Pikachu vs Kyoko Kirigiri

[Intro: Narrator]
Animation vs Anything
Kyoko Kirigiri vs Detective Pikachu

[Verse 1: Detective Pikachu]
Fleeing this battle would be a bolt of brilliance
'Cause you won't be winning this with your cold resilience
These burns will leave a scar you'll be unable to hide
Can't get the hell out of the ring against the Charizard of Ryme
You're a jerk, Kyoko, it doesn't work, Kyoko
Communicating with others has got its perks, Kyoko
Starved for affection 'cause her grandfather hates her
Not even Mikan could detox that behaviour
Say you're hopped up on hopе, you're full of resentmеnt and
Your ideas only stick out with ahoges presenting them
I'm sure your family issues might spawn some light trauma
Your character's bare bones, like father, like daughter

[Verse 2: Kyoko Kirigiri]
You're lowering the bar, but I'll take this key OHKO
Your rap's execution was as botched as Makoto's
Call me a dick all you want, I'm Tracy, you're Gumshoe
I'll solve the real cases Oak's lab rat's too stumped to
Your onomatopikas were most certainly effective
But they gave you a gruff voice; from great to grating detective
This abomination proves companies can't design with class
I'm certain a glance would shatter that magnifying glass
With your formulaic cash-ins, ashes to ashes
A spinoff now or then helps to cleanse your fans' Pallets
And while I admire it's not another trek through Kanto
A PG L.A. Noir is not something your series can tow

[Verse 3: Detective Pikachu]
This Sherlock's got watts, son your plot twists can't shock me
I fell asleep in your prologue, no coffee could stop me
I've got you down in the dumps like your franchise, you'll fall
Looks like the fans got a detective trash man after all

[Verse 4: Kyoko Kirigiri]
This mouse is simplistic, no point fans can click with
A hand held game is an accurate description
So go ahead with your movie in hopes of peaking with sales
Because once Reynold's unmasked, my burns will speak for themselves