Desus & Mero

[Intro]
At the end of the day bruh
(Hi bloo)
When niggas talk shit
All I just be like bruh
You know me
I don't know you
(aye aye)
That's the shit that bugs me out
That's the shit that be having me so fucking crazy
Like bruh...

[Verse]
Sheesh!
Y’all gone make me wanna talk about it
Got a problem but you can’t solve it
(Hi bloo)
Flat screen while you Panasonic
Pussy soak when I cannon ball in
And she love to do coke
And her tummy flatter than Goku in hyperbolic
I just blame it on her metabolic
And a nigga like a Harvard scholar
And I could of played for the Thunder
Hit up west '18 tell em XP like Jordan in '97
Hit the rest face please cock back squeeze
And you know that I run the summer
And you know I'm king of the winter
And you know!

[Verse 2]
And she love all of my shit aye
Your girl is all of my bitch aye
And she love all of my wrist aye
She sucking all of my dick aye
I'm a bust all on her face uh!
She taking all of my kid aye
And I know she got a sister aye
Told her I love she gone
She call up my phone
But I really don’t miss her aye
And I just fucked on her twin
I don’t know her name
But I still got the pictures aye
I feel like Citizen Kane
Cause I’m counting J's
And you just a Hitler aye
I know you don’t know my name
But I’m rocking some pink
And writing a scripture aye
Dial XP for extension aye

[Interlude]
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah
Sheesh!

[Refrain]
One dark one light like it's Desus & Mero
Only one life that you gotta take care of
One dark one light like it's Desus & Mero
Desus & Mero aye
One dark one light like it's Desus & Mero
Only one life that you gotta take care of
Only one life that you gotta take care of
Gotta take care of aye
Might feel the envy like it's Desus & Mero
Feelin' all the envy like it's Desus & Mero
Might walk out like with Desus & Mero
Might apolo- yeah aye yeah
Might apologize like I'm Desus & Mero
One dark one light, Desus & Mero
Might apologize like I'm Desus & Mero
Desus & Mero
Mero, Like I'm Desus & Mero
One light like it's Desus & Mero
I'm a feel the envy like I'm Desus & Mero
For all my life!

[Outro]
And just for the record
Just to- just to
Put that shit on wax you feel me
Just to make sure niggas know
My name is no longer XP
It's CardCaptorXP

C-c-CardCaptor!