Destiny

I had just woken up I didn't bother to shower
I figured I'd stroll downtown to blow a couple hours
I pulled the late shift, at five I had to be at work
I grabbed some crumpled jeans and a faded black shirt
Now I'm dressed as fresh as a stale loaf of bread
Hop in the car pay more attention to the music than the road ahead
My motor revved through a couple stop signs
But luckily for me I didn't see a single cop light
I got to the parking lot and stopped at an open spot
I look across the street like "God damn that girl is smoking hot!"
? had light brown curly hair, was five six with nice tits, a tight, round derrière
It might sound very square but her presence made my heart jump
Wearing tight jeans a tiny tee and some dark pumps
I should approach but I didn't dare
I had to sit and stare, I could feel myself getting scared
She shot a glare, I felt my last bit of courage visit
Damn it I panicked, got frantic and just gave her a whistle
So now I'm feeling like a real Casanova
Cause I choked on the approach there's no chance that she's glancing over
No chance to show her my advanced and lower regions
That could leave her feeling dazed and in a trance with slower breathing
See I was dreaming about fulfilling fantasies
When I snapped to reality and see that she's already leaving
There's no good reason for me to even sweat it
Figured she's out of my leave and it's best that I forget it
So I headed down the street to grab a slice of cheese from Rusty's
Made my way to Just Play to get my fingers Dusty
Spent half an hour checking records in my headphones
Bought a Shadow single and an album by the deftones
I left to get home and guess who I saw
That same cutie patootie with a bootie and no bra
My jaw dropped as saw that I caught her eye
And she took a second glance as she walked on by
I kept it cool, jarred my mind as I thought of lines
To let her know that I'm original and not some other guy
Like "Bonjour tu es la pomme de mes yeux, sacrebleu!
I've got a sickness and I think that you're the cure."
She rolled her eyes and away she went
I guess that's just my luck, she don't speak French
I said "That pretty face don't match that ugly attitude
It's obvious I think you're cute so you should show some gratitude."
She turned around and looked like I ain't mad at you
That line gets them every time I knew that's all I had to do
I smiled polity as I shook her hand lightly
Rethinking my thoughts on love at first sight worried it might be
A light breeze picked up her scent and got the best of me
I asked her for her name she promptly responded with "Destiny."
"Well Destiny, that's ironic cause this is fate
My name is Lee and I can't wait to rub your feet after our date."
She said "Wait, you're kind of confident."
I said "No, I'm cocky, but give me five minutes of talking and I promise that you'll jock me."
We started walking and discussing different topics