Despicable Virus

[Intro]
Josh Roehl Productions

[Verse 1]
I woke up in the morning and checked my e-mail
I couldn't relive the epic fail
Right there, the subject line was "Be my friend"
The attachment was called "Friend Invitation"
I'm not sure why, but I decided to click it
Normally, I don't click those kind of things
As soon as I clicked it, I was filled with regret
Because it deleted all of my files with a ding

[Chorus]
It was a despicable virus
I couldn't believe it
It was a despicable virus
I hope I never receive it, or anything like it again

[Verse 2]
A classmate created a website called Zippity Zap
Like a fool, I entered the address
As soon as I got on the website, things became bad
It emptied my hard drive, which made me sad

[Chorus]
It was a despicable virus
I couldn't believe it
It was a despicable virus
I hope I never receive it, or anything like it again

Yeah
Uh-huh

[Verse 3]
I've always felt like Murphy's Law's getting to me
I don't know why that is, but it seems to me
Bad luck and troubles always follow me around
So it makes sense that when there is a virus to be found
I would get on my computer when I went online
Immediately, my computer started to whine
Then that virus took control, made my computer crash
And then it blew up my computer in a flash

[Chorus]
It was a despicable virus
I couldn't believe it
It was a despicable virus
I hope I never receive it, or anything like it again

[Outro]
Despicable virus
Despicable virus