DeShawn’s Interlude

[Skit]
KeKe
What up bae? This D
I'm already knowin’ you been hittin' my motherfuckin' line
Probably been textin’ my shit all night
Look, baby, my phone is broke
I'm not bullshittin', I dropped my shit in the toilet
I'm at the motherfuckin' toilet usin' the motherfucker
Motherfucker call me, I try to get my shit out my pocket real swift
Dropped my shit in the toilet, my shit been out of commission for about two, three days
I ain't bullshitting, baby
And I already know son-son need some Pampers and shit so I know you on my ass, but look
I'ma be there real motherfuckin’ soon, ASAP, you feel me?
This ain’t no bullshit, baby
Ayy, Ke
On some real shit, I been hearin' some shit ’bout like you and this nigga named Chris, like
You know what I'm sayin', my lil' cousin went to school with this nigga, like I’m...
I ain't really tryna hear that shit cuzzo got to say, but like, man
Just let me know the real so I know what I'm dealin' with, you feel me, babe?
Like this ain't no bullshit, you know what I'm sayin'?
I know I ain't perfect, but you know
If a motherfucker gotta do what he gotta do, he gotta do what he gotta do
Just let a nigga know what we on, man
Hit me back, man, this D