Depression

[Intro]
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You have reached
The Buzz Cola suicide hotline
Our options have changed
So, please, listen carefully
State the reason
You are committing suicide

I'm sad

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Life extension agent

[Skit]
Lisa, honey
Why don't we go upstairs
And I draw you a nice hot bath?
It helps me when I feel sad

Well, she doesn't look sad
I don't see any tears in her eyes

It's not that kind of sad!
Sorry, dad
But you wouldn't understand
I'm just wondering: what's the point?
Would it make any difference at all
If I never existed?

[Outro]
Lord, I pray, today
For the hollow hearts that lost their way
For the fathers raising children
When their daddy never stayed
Push the hatred down the river
Don't stop till it fades away
I know other people hurt you, baby
But I'm here to say
Even though you feel your clouds
Are getting darker shades of grey
Just hold on a little longer
Tomorrow's a brighter day
Lord, may you carve your name
In their hearts of clay
And put a fire in their soul
That never dies nor goes away