Dende:
Dende a Spitta
Dende a rolla (Uh)
Might slap a mando, Might slap a Yoda (UHHH)
Throw baby yoda in a stroller (ay)
His mama gone (ay) we don't know her (ay)
She Probably Strip on a pole-a (ay)
While Jedi's watch sippin Cola (DAMN)
Yoda:
Baby Yoda, ima do it (What the fuck?)
You namek's ain't shit, Ima prove it (ay)
Slangin dope, use the force when i move it (AYY)
Dende girl stink, she need to douche it
Dende:
Dende a real one, Dende a goon (GOON)
You look like my son
Go to your room (Yea)
Don't give a damn bout the force (ay)
Your girl finna ride, Ima horse (ay)
I'm a snack, I'm a meal, I'm a course (Ay)
Dende pass flames like a torch (Oooo)
Might pull it, blast yoda all up in his cheeks (CHEEKS)
Just 'cuz he look like a namek wannabe (UH)
The Mandalorian can't save him from the heat (NOPE)
SO HE'S GETTING COOKED LIKE SOME WELL DONE MEEEAAT (DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN)
Yoda:
Baby yoda bouta get it (Uh)
Dende you a lame dont forget it (Ay)
Fed your girl lightsaber, yea she bit it (WOO)
Me and Mando bouta hit it (hit it up)
Flip it
Slugs in the clip, Full Clip it
Shoot Slugs at a Slug, now a Slug missin (DAYUM)
Mando and Yoda on a mission
Pull the lightsaber, finna make an incision
Mando:
Mando and Yoda (Uh)
Beskar Soldier (UHH)
Knock your ass out and wake you up like some Folgers (AY)
Bounty on your head, you better run Dende
Fuck your ass up 'cuz "This is the Way"
Dende vs Baby Yoda Rap Battle! was written by SSJ9K.
Dende vs Baby Yoda Rap Battle! was produced by SSJ9K.
SSJ9K released Dende vs Baby Yoda Rap Battle! on Mon Nov 16 2020.