DEMONDICEは...

[Verse 1]
Ay yo
Cover your ears and shield your eyes
Furthermore viewer discretion advised
A clever disguise
Ridiculous ruse
I'm gaining momentum and blowing a fuse!
So raise your glasses for a toast
Who eats the fastest gets the most!
Ya better be glad to hear "nice to meet cha'!"
Usually by now? I'd probably eat cha'!
Riddle me this
A plot with a twist
A demon still biding her time
Instead of half-assed rhymes in the first verse
Of the worst pass for a laugh track
Flying first-class on a massive rocket to space
The face of honor displaced!
The race against mortality is a fallacy
In it's own case?

And by the grace of the powers that be
You've been granted a showcase of me!
The fanciest lady this side of the gutter, ya know
It's "ya boy!" (you mean "girl"?)
Did I fucking stutter?
You're utterly sorry, a sight to behold!
I'm royally flushing, you're ready to fold!
Your filter is showing a foolish mistake
I'm sorry my dear I'm afraid you're a fake!

But take what you will from an infamous demon
Wheeling and dealing with rhyming to reason
Don't be dramatic, not trying to spite you
It's none of my business that nobody likes you!
Innocent 'til proven guilty, sorry that's my game
I'm forever "Mister Mystery"
But tell 'em what what's my name, boys and girls?

[Chorus]
DEMONDICEは かっこいい
かっこいい と 可愛い
One for the money and two for the show
"H" is for "honesty"!
嘘、 でしょう?
DEMONDICEは かっこいい
かっこいい と 可愛い
優しいさの塊
(汚い ない ない ない ない)
I'm your lady!

DEMONDICEは かっこいい
かっこいい と 可愛い
One for the money and two for the show
"H" is for "honesty"!
嘘、 でしょう?
DEMONDICEは かっこいい
かっこいい と 可愛い
めっちゃくっちゃ
めっちゃくっちゃ
可愛いくてかっこいい、 ね？

[Verse 2]
Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and bitches
Audience members will end up in stitches!
Violence, letting silence
Better pile the bodies up high!
Setting your sights on the "pie in the sky"
Haven't you heard that ambition's a lie?
Well, come to think of it
I could drink to forget
The fact that my life is devoid of duets!

While dead-end relationships got you all stressed
I've been too busy becoming the best!
I've been too busy confusingly, dizzily
Spinning my craft to be winning material!
What's on your cereal box?
It's me!
Be sure that you're getting your vitamin C!
100% money back guarantee!
The loosest of feet and the fanciest free!

こつこつ stepping with diligence
ひそひそ secret magnificence!
Nah, it's a lie, I'm a fucking disgrace
Now light my cigar and get outta my face
Truly, you are mistaken if you think that I'm ashamed
I'm forever "Mister Mystery"
But tell 'em what what's my name, boys and girls?

[Chorus]
DEMONDICEは かっこいい
かっこいい と 可愛い
One for the money and two for the show
"H" is for "honesty"!
嘘、 でしょう?
DEMONDICEは かっこいい
かっこいい と 可愛い
優しいさの塊
(汚い ない ない ない ない)
I'm your lady!

DEMONDICEは かっこいい
かっこいい と 可愛い
One for the money and two for the show
"H" is for "honesty"!
嘘、 でしょう?
DEMONDICEは かっこいい
かっこいい と 可愛い
めっちゃくっちゃ
めっちゃくっちゃ
可愛いくてかっこいい、 ね？