Delibird vs Phil Connors -

[Verse 1: Phil Connors (swizkii)]
Ahem, Phil Connors here in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
Murray's Billing early birds, and a punk's kleptomania
Phil-ing a dex with presence nobody's wanting
Neglected on Christmas, spendin' the holidays stalking
If you want an unboxing, I'll clock you like Ned!
Then watch as your offspring flocked to my bread
This cock ought to rest, I've lived a thousand lifetimes
Yet in every timeline, I shine brighter than a nightlight

[Verse 2: Delibird (Kamren the Person)]
Check the typing twice, my guy: Delibird writes the flyest!
I guess that time flies: Phil's still a no-fly on the nice list!
Despite this, I'll gift a rap that you won't ever weather, man
Stick a feather in your cap, set bed-pan back to Neverland!
When it comes to holidays, you've had your fill Connors!
Sadly Sanya's sleigh didn't have the space for Bill's Oscar!
For what it's worth, you still won her over with the confidence
That your relation ship would work, despite being polar opposites!

[Verse 3: Phil Connors (swizkii)]
I wake up in a loop that you've always been out of
I'm below zero, you're over-shadowed by Route One!
I'm famous from the ground up, you nest at the edge of sharp cliffs
Waiting for your fans to come
They've parted ways with this partridge!
Creators wished upon a star, but took that wish for granted
Didn't think outside the box, so in a box you're left abandoned
This vital Christmas spirit is slept on, like a Ham-mock
Now wake up and see the size of the shadow that you stand in!

[Verse 4: Delibird (Kamren the Person)]
You claim that I'm abandoned? I cover more land than Groudon!
Your movie and game prove I'm the one that kids can count on!
You finally found love at the peak of lies and deceit
I help freezing climbers, but I'd rather see Clymer Freas!
Phil's at my mercy, the generous gentoo from Gen Two
So charitable that I'm carefree of fu-locks to lend you!
It's better to give than receive, that's my favorite figure of speech!
Rinse and repeat, you'll still wake up to the gift of defeat!

[Outro: Phil Connors (swizkii)]
Phil Connors here in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
With the- Nooo!