Defense

[Verse 1: Lyrical Strally]
Strally'll bark like Jendor
Not that puppy, don't know his gender
Slew wasteman, yeah, that's my agenda
Left Striker, I'll end a defender
Strally'll bark like Jendor
Not that puppy, don't know his gender
Slew wasteman, yeah, that's my agenda
Left Striker, I'll end a defender
Uh, I'll end a defender
Uh, you're a gem, I'm Djemba
See you in the pub, drink Beck's, what a bender
What? Are you nuts? I'll meg ya
I've got too many football bars
Cuh I love this game like Evra
If you wanna test the Strally
You'll do better with a kevlar
When I say mmm, it's splendid
Mmm, but I ain't sweet like Splenda
Man are like "Strally, you're way too smooth"
Still put a fruity MC in a blender
Cat my bars like I won't remember
But when I see them, it's ember
These man tend to lie, they're tender
Until I get a temper
Don't cat my bars and spray them
If you don't know what that will render
Cuh you'll be the receiver
When I turn into lyrical sender
Mmm, don't quote me either
MCs are busking, what a beggar
What? You don't like me, geezer?
But I've still got the P like Chester
Born in West L, not Manchester
You don't wanna see Ls like Leicester
LS but it's not Los Santos
Still see me on your map like Leicester
And you can ask Elsie
Applied no pressure when I pressed her
Uh, I'm way too rude
She was happs hap when the cat got a tester

[Verse 2: Jendor]
Bark like Strally
Do you really wanna see me bark like Strally?
Pull up and empty the magazine in the alley
All-black leather gloves, all-black bally
Bark like Strally
Do you really wanna see me bark like Strally?
Pull up and empty the magazine in the alley
All-black leather gloves, all-black bally
2 2 juiced up, going on scatty
In a house on the hill just like Ally Pally
Squeeze up your girl's breast and feel up her batty
'Cause it's got meat inside just like a beef patty
She like when I'm going on aggy
So I beat that back, leather gloves and bally
Body get tally, shot rally from the strally
[?] carry your ex-man straight to the surgery
He thinks he's bad like Jackson
No fear, like Skepta, I'm maxing
Wax on, wax off, your girl's waxing
Got high grade? Then I'm taxing
You ain't on greaze, you're just daxxing
You're too joke, I'm relaxing
I'm old school like the Saxons
Watch me like the main attraction
Fast life with bare distractions
Dem man better watch their actions
You get the picture, I don't need no captions
These ain't props and these hungry dargs ain't acting
My strikers wipe out your captain
Need kevlar when you're defending
I don't take no Ls, I'm just sending
Damage your career until there ain't no mending
Time is money so time, I'm still spending
Don't get the message? It must be still pending
Man are getting exposed all over my timeline
On my timeline, wasteman are trending
I don't par with no wasteman, any kind of wasteman
I don't mix or blend with
Man better hope I don't send for the strally
And invoice a hollow for services rendered
Man better hope that I don't turn up with the suttin'
Man are getting slice, chop up and blended