Declaration of Independence

[Chorus]
He will just do nothing at all
He will just sit there in the noonday sun

[Verse 1]
And when they speak to him
He will not answer them
Because he does not wish to
And when they tell him to eat his dinner
He will just laugh at them
And he will not take his nap
Because he does not care to

[Chorus]
He will just sit there in the noonday sun
He will go away and play with the panda

[Verse 2]
And when they come to look for him
He will stick them with spears
And throw them in the garbage
And put the cover on
And he will not go out in the fresh air
Nor eat his vegetables
And he will grow thin as a marble

[Chorus]
He would just do nothing at all
He will just sit there in the noonday sun